Big Rons Quotes

"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all
over their faces."

"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw."

"I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat"

"Argentina are the second-best team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that."

"The 33 or 34-year-olds will be 36 or 37 by the time the next World Cup comes around, if they're not careful."

"There'll be no siestas in Madrid tonight."

"Despite his white boots, he has real pace and aggression."

"Goalkeepers aren't born today until they're in their late 20s or 30s and sometimes not even then. Or so it would appear. To me anyway. Don't you think the same?"

"The ref was vertically 15 yards away. He has a moustache."

"England have the best fans in the world and Scotland's fans are second to none."

"The tide is very much in our court now."

"I know what is around the corner. I just don't know where the corner is."

"You can't do better than go away from home and get a draw."

The good news for Nigeria is that they're two-nil down very early in the game."

"That decision, for me, was almost certainly definitely wrong."

"I think Ron will be pulling him off at half time and no mistakin'."

"You'd think the Moroccans would have learnt their lesson by now. You can't win games without scoring goals."

"You'd think the Cameroonians would have learnt their lesson now. You can't get very far with such brutal tackles. It's just not cricket you know."

"...using his strength. And that is his strength, his strength. You could say that that's his strong point."

"Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose. It's up to them, the tide is in their court now."

"I came to Nantes two years ago and it's much the same today, except that it's totally different. The red light district is still the same mind you. "Though it's a lot bigger. And more expensive. I prefer Hamburg, more variety. There are these ladies there with fully formed moustaches, know what I mean."

"A tremendous strike which hit the defender full on the arm - and it nearly came off."

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