Stupid Criminal story of the day

Your Stupid Criminal story of the day:

Here's an idea... lets smuggle something illegal inside something illegal! Brilliant!

A man from New Delhi, India arrived at San Francisco International Airport where he showed custom officials a rug made from a full grown tiger pelt with the head of the animal still attached and properly taxidermed. The man failed to realize that such items are considered illegal in the United States as the tiger is an endangered species. Custom officials seized the pelt and upon closer examination discovered two kilos of heroin within the skull of the animal. The man was promptly arrested.

Submitted by: lucy
Category: Real News
Current Rating: 4.0000
Not funny at all 0 1 2 3 4 5 Utterly hilarious