Jumping to Death

An Irishman, a Mexican and an Aggie were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage. If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again. If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The Aggie opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."

Next day - the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican open his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps too. The Aggie opens his lunch, sees the Bologna and jumps to his death also.

At the funeral - The Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again."

The Mexican's wife also weeps and says "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the Aggie's wife.

"Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He made his own lunch"!

Submitted by: NicoleK
Category: Stereotypes
Current Rating: 3.7500
Not funny at all 0 1 2 3 4 5 Utterly hilarious