Ice Fisher

A man decided to go ice fishing one day. He took a large auger with him, found the right spot, and started drilling. When the hole was almost complete, a mystical voice thundered, "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!"

The man fell to his knees, looked in every direction, but saw nothing. However, just to be on the safe side, he walked about 50 feet away and started a second hole. But just as he was completing the hole the same voice thundered, "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!"

Astounded, the man looked all about him, and moved on to make a third hole. Just as he was completing the third hole, the same voice thundered, "THIS IS THE RINK MANAGER! THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!"

Submitted by: anon
Category: Stereotypes
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