Texas Potatoes

An Englishman and a Texan are at lunch, in England.

The Texan says, "In Texas, we grow potatoes eight inches across!"

The Englishman says, "In England, we grow them to fit English mouths."

Submitted by: lucy
Category: Stereotypes
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