Minnesota Bashing

Minnesota Slogans

  1. I came, I thawed, I transferred....
  2. Survive Minnesota and the rest of the World is easy.
  3. If you love Minnesota, raise your right ski.
  4. Minnesota - where visitors turn blue with envy.
  5. Save a Minnesotan - eat a mosquito.
  6. One day it's warm, the rest of the year it's cold.
  7. Minnesota - home of the blonde hair and blue ears.
  8. Minnesota - mosquito supplier to the free world.
  9. Minnesota - come fall in love with a loon.
  10. Land of many cultures - mostly throat.
  11. Where the elite meet sleet.
  12. Minnesota: CLOSED FOR GLACIER REPAIRS
  13. Land of 2 seasons: Winter is coming, Winter is here.
  14. Minnesota - glove it or leave it.
  15. Minnesota - have you jump started your kid today?
  16. There are only 3 things you can grow in Minnesota: Colder, Older, & Fatter.
  17. Many are cold, but few are frozen.
  18. Why Minnesota? To protect Ontario from Iowa!
  19. WARNING: You are entering Minnesota, Please use an alternate route!
  20. Minnesota: theater of sneezes.
  21. Jack Frost must like Minnesota - he spends half his life there.
  22. Land of 10,000 Petersons.
  23. Land of the ski and home of the crazed.
  24. Minnesota - home of the Mispi-Mispp-Missispp (Where the damn river starts!)
  25. 10,000 lakes and no sharks!
  26. In Minnesota ducks don't fly, people do!

Submitted by: calorman
Category: Stereotypes
Current Rating: 4.0000
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