And MORE Seminars for Women

[This is YET ANOTHER one]

Yes, now women too can enjoy special "just for her" seminars taught by our all-male faculty.

SEMINARS FOR WOMEN

  1. "Are you ready to leave?"--Definition of the word "yes"
  2. Appropriate rhetorical questions (Formerly "Honey, do I look fat?")
  3. Elementary Map Reading
  4. Crying and law enforcement
  5. Advanced Math Seminar--Program your VCR
  6. You can go shopping for less then 4 hours
  7. Gaining five pounds v. the end of the world: a study in contrast
  8. The Seven-Outfit Week
  9. PMS--It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine (was: It's Happened Monthly
  10. Since Puberty--Deal With It)
  11. Driving I: Getting past automatic transmission
  12. Driving II: The meaning of blinking red lights
  13. Driving III: Approximating a constant speed
  14. Driving IV: Makeup and Driving--It's As Simple As Oil and Water
  15. The Super Bowl: Not a Game--A Sacrament
  16. Telephone Translations (was: "Me too" equals "I Love You")
  17. How to Earn Your Own Money
  18. Giftgiving Fundamentals (was: Fabric Bad, Electronics Good)
  19. Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side
  20. Know When to Say When: The Limits of Makeup
  21. Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry
  22. We forget birthdays, you forget sports stats: LET'S LET IT DROP
  23. MYOB: Proper response to other couple's public arguments
  24. Yes, You Can Buy Condoms (was: WE learned to deal with the embarrassment)
  25. Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels
  26. What Goes Around Comes Around--Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy
  27. The Penis: His Best Friend Can Be Yours
  28. His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out
  29. Committment Schmittment (was: Wedlock Schmedlock)
  30. "To Honor and Obey:" Remembering the small print above "I Do"
  31. Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House
  32. Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimized Sensitive Man-child Healing his Father Wound by Expressing the Latent Wild Man Within?

JHFROME and MTABBOTT @amherst.edu

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