One of my personal favourites

Scenario: A bishop (B) and a rabbi (R) are sharing a train compartment. After a short while, the two men of the cloth start relating some of their past life experiences...

(General conversation...)

B: So tell me, rabbi, have you ever actually tasted ham?

R: Well yes, in fact. Once when I was very young and daring, I tried it. But only the once...

(short pause)

R: So tell me bishop, have you ever ... enjoyed the comforts of a young woman?

B: Well, ahem, yes... before I took my vows, mind you, when I was not so old and not so wise...

[another short pause]

R: Zo, it's better than ham, hmm?

eventually. ]

Submitted by: goat
Category: Stereotypes
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Not funny at all 0 1 2 3 4 5 Utterly hilarious