From Scotland

Tourist to Taxi driver: "How much is it to the Airport?"

Taxi driver: "That's five pounds twenty."

Tourist: "And how much is it for the luggage?"

Taxi driver: "The luggage, of course, is free."

Tourist: "All right, just take that stuff along. I'm walking."

Submitted by: anon
Category: Stereotypes
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