Hillbilly Honeymoon

A hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The husband jumped into bed to wait while his wife was getting herself ready. The wife came out of the bathroom in a sexy negligee and said, "Honey, I have something to tell you. I'm a virgin."

The man grabbed his clothes and rushed out of the house, screaming at the top of his lungs. He headed straight to his father's house. When he got there, his father said, "Son, what are you doing here? You're supposed to be on your honeymoon."

The son said, "Dad, my new wife told me a big secret. She's a virgin."

"Damn, Son. You did the right thing by leaving. If she's not good enough for her family, she sure as hell ain't good enough for ours!"

Submitted by: goat
Category: Stereotypes
Current Rating: 2.5000
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