Tell us a joke!

So you've got a joke that you want to share with the world, huh? Well, here's where you can do it. Just fill in the form, click the submit button and there you go. Wherever there is, of course.


Pick an appropriate category for your joke.


Give your joke a nice snappy title.


Some basic rules:
  • Please make sure you check your spelling and grammar - we've got better things to do than rewrite jokes submitted by people with poor English skills.
  • We only want "work safe" jokes. That means none of the most offensive four-letter words, no explicitly sexual or violent themes and nothing too offensively racist or sexist.
  • Don't submit jokes that are clearly the copyright of someone else - for example, TV/radio scripts, newspaper articles, etc.
  • Limited HTML is permitted for markup:
    <p> and </p>
    <strong> and </strong>
    <em> and </em>
    <ol> and </ol>
    <ul> and </ul>
    <li> and </li>
    <br />
    If you use HTML, then use it consistently - if you put a <p> or <br /> anywhere in the content then we'll assume that you've formatted the whole lot. Otherwise, just use plain text and we'll convert line breaks to HTML automatically.

your name

It doesn't have to be your real name. Just a name by which you want to be known.

Tick this box to indicate that you accept full and final responsibility for posting your joke on the Internet, and that you promise to tell all your friends about this website and make them come and read it, and that you'll be our best friend for ever and ever and ever. (We're serious here. You have to tick the box to get your joke submitted. In reality, this is more of an antispam measure, as spambots won't tick it. But we still want to be your friend.)